Every since the election I’ve wanted to write Hillary Clinton a card but couldn’t even think about it without crying. These stories are my love letter to her. The latest version is a parody of a spy thriller so I was trying to find a play on spy novels when […]

The C*nt Who Said Donald Trump Was Red in October


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A month or so ago I started writing Hillary Clinton Fan Fiction after everyone started bitching about where she was during the women’s march and I posted this mini-rant on Facebook: “Where was Hillary? I don’t know. Maybe taking a nap. Or getting a massage. Or hopping a jet to Paris. […]

Hillary Clinton’s Day Off


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Last night we entertained for the first time since New Year’s and had a group of 7 for dinner. We all stood around the kitchen talking and drinking the excellent wine our guests had brought while we cooked. As food was ready we just plated it and stood around eating […]

Grab the Good Times While You Can



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A week ago I heard the news story about the Girl Scouts marching in the Inaugural parade. A week later I am still thinking about it. Initially I started to dismiss it. I mean, there’s so much to be outraged about, what’s this one more thing? My experiences with the […]

How the Cookie Crumbles


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Steve Cohen and I made a follow up to Aftermath, for all of the people who voted for Trump who told me they were good people. For those who want it, the transcript is below.   Since I’ve posted the video Aftermath: 2016, I have been told that good people voted […]

Prove It


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I wrote this piece on November 10th, 2016, 48 hours after the election. My good friend Steve Cohen said, “I want to film this,” and together that’s what we did with Aaron Barrocas. Since then it’s been picked up by dailykos.com and Occupy Democrats. If you like it and you […]

Aftermath 2016




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Be nice to the women in your life right now.    I mean, you should always be nice to the women in your life. And I will say this before some asshole shouts “All lives matter” that we should all be nice to each other, too, yes. But be especially […]

Be Nice to the Women in Your Life Right Now ...


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  As I’ve said here,  I’m pro-political correctness, although I don’t much care for that term. I don’t think it’s “political” to treat people with basic kindness: to refer to them by names they don’t find offensive and to not perpetuate harmful and hacky stereotypes. If it wasn’t for what […]

Why I Don’t Care That You Have to Think Before ...



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All my life I have been cursed with an eerily good memory. I’m not Marilu Henner good, but I am stalker good. If you and I met only once 15 years ago and you told me a story there’s a very good chance I’ll remember it. I remember things you […]

Elegy for Sad Poncho